Western Fashion Gifts

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Western Philosophy

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

Cowgirl lipstick.