Western Fashion Gifts

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're comfortable."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Western Outfitters.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Western Philosophy

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'You had to get a home where the buffalo roam!'

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"