Western Wardrobe Enthusiast Gifts

Cowgirl lipstick.

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Teddy for each day of the week

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

Bed, Bath & Younder

This ain't no cupboard love.

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Cowboy Hat