Western Wardrobe Enthusiast Pillows

Cowgirl lipstick.

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Teddy for each day of the week

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

This ain't no cupboard love.

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

Bed, Bath & Younder

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now that is one big ass hat."

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

Cowboy.

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)