Western Attire Admirer Pillows

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowgirl lipstick.

Gustave Flaubert

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

Bed, Bath & Younder

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Cowboy.

Cowboy Hat

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"I'm afraid your hat and my shoes are to die for, mister."

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."

Authentic Western Clothing - "Yes we have no Bandanas."

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'