Western Attire Admirer Prints

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowgirl lipstick.

Gustave Flaubert

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

Bed, Bath & Younder

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Cowboy.

Cowboy Hat

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"I'm afraid your hat and my shoes are to die for, mister."

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."

Authentic Western Clothing - "Yes we have no Bandanas."

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'