"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."
Western Wear Lover Pillows
Add a touch of western charm to any space with pillows that feature rustic, cowboy-inspired designs. Perfect for sofas, beds, or your favorite reading nook, they bring the frontier into your home.
"They're comfortable."
'Baby's first two-step.'
'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'
"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"
The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.
'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'
'You think you're better than me, don't you?'
"You must be new around here, pardner."
"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."
"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."
'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'
Cowgirl lipstick.
"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"
Imported ten liter cowboy hat.
'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'
Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.
"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."
"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."
F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!
'I think we've got him cornered!'
"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."
'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'
"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."
"Now that is one big ass hat."
"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."
'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'
Cowboy.
"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"
"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)
Cowboy Hat
The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.
"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."
"Do you have something more in a quart size?"
"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."
Western Wear Lover Pillows Collection
Western Wear Lover Mugs
Explore our full collection of western-themed mugs, perfect for everyday coffee or to add a country touch to your kitchen.
Western Wear Lover Prints
Decorate with art prints that feature western landscapes, cowboy scenes, and country culture for a true frontier vibe.
Western Wear Lover T-Shirts
Check out our range of western wear-inspired t-shirts, featuring designs that showcase cowboy humor and country style.