Western Fashion Admirer Pillows

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Gustave Flaubert

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

Red Indian with totem pole making rude gestures towards frontier town.

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

Bed, Bath & Younder

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

'Do you carry this huge gun because you have a very small penis?'

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

Cowboy.

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Cowboy Hat

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."

"Do you have something more in a quart size?"

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."