Western Fashion Admirer T-Shirts

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Gustave Flaubert

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

Red Indian with totem pole making rude gestures towards frontier town.

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

Bed, Bath & Younder

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now that is one big ass hat."

'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

'Do you carry this huge gun because you have a very small penis?'

Cowboy Hat

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Cowboy.

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

"Do you have something more in a quart size?"