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"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Western Outfitters.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."