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"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Skate or die."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Western Outfitters.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I hate reruns.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowgirl lipstick.

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

A bull wearing a fancy hat

The Innumerate Seven

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

Just Protestors

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

"Now that is one big ass hat."

A corral of cowboys

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."