Western Fashion Lover Gifts

"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Western Outfitters.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I hate reruns.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

The Innumerate Seven

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Just Protestors

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

"Now that is one big ass hat."

'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'

Cowboy and cowgirl ride horse with 'just hitched' sign on tail.

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"