Western Fashion Follower Gifts

Cowboy Hat

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Western Outfitters.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Lady imitating fashion

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

bitter lemon...

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

Everyone's a Media Expert

'El Nino now.'