Western Style Fanatic Gifts

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"They're comfortable."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"I'm sorry, but you're so iconic to Western movies that of course, you can't avoid being typecast..."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

Not at all O.K. Corral

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

"Badgers? We ain't got no badgers....we don't need no badgers....I don't have to show you any stinkin' badgers!!"

"I don't know who they are or where they come from, but they start showing up every time David plays his harmonica."

"Who ARE those guys?"

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

Pioneer fire drills.

"I don't know much about art but I know what I like."

"Years of ridin' off into the sunset..."

'Do you understand his language, Tonto?', 'It's Creek to me.'

James Coburn

Clint Eastwood

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'