Western Style Fanatic Pillows

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"They're comfortable."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Western Outfitters.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"I'm sorry, but you're so iconic to Western movies that of course, you can't avoid being typecast..."

Not at all O.K. Corral

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowgirl lipstick.

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

"I don't know who they are or where they come from, but they start showing up every time David plays his harmonica."

"Badgers? We ain't got no badgers....we don't need no badgers....I don't have to show you any stinkin' badgers!!"

"Who ARE those guys?"

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"I don't know much about art but I know what I like."

'Do you understand his language, Tonto?', 'It's Creek to me.'

"Dang it, Seth! Are you still feeding those birds?"

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

"Years of ridin' off into the sunset..."

Pioneer fire drills.

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now that is one big ass hat."