Western Fanatic Gifts

The Cone Ranger

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Who ARE those guys?"

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Fred. But there's a price on your head."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."