Wild West Fanatic Gifts

Analytical Chemists in the Wild West.

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Skate or die."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

All-Verbal Westerns

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."