Wild West Fanatic Pillows

Analytical Chemists in the Wild West.

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'It's a heart attack!'

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Nun Fight.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Skate or die."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

All-Verbal Westerns

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."