Old West Fanatic Pillows

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Nun Fight.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

"..Not cloudy all day."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

Reality Wagon Train

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

Early American Think Tank.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'