Old West Fanatic Prints

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Nun Fight.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Reality Wagon Train

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

Early American Think Tank.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'