Old West Aficionado Prints

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'Don't ride into the sunset without yours!'

People on horses watch an open air movie

"Frog Gulch sure has changed since the last time we were here."

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Okay, which one of you fellers gets the Trockenbeerenauslese?'

"Not six penny nails, man! Use twenty penny nails to seal my wife's coffin."

"Actually Hank, you don't really need stage presence in this job."

The "Clone" Ranger

Custer reads his horoscope for the last time.

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP

Civilisation comes to the badlands.

The Slow-Burn Kid Meets Simmerin' Sam McGraw

'Ya all take tha' back, ya varmit, or mhy lawyer will be talkin' to yer lawyer!'

'Bed down my Beamer while I'm meeting with Custer.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

O.K. Corral

A man watches as his neighbor leaves for work riding on a fast horse.

"Donner party of five? Donner?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'