"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"
Old West Aficionado Mugs
Start their day with a splash of Western humor! Our Old West-inspired mugs feature witty sayings and iconic imagery that any cowboy enthusiast would enjoy sipping from every morning.
"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”
'Don't ride into the sunset without yours!'
People on horses watch an open air movie
"That's why I'm breaking ground on a new subdivision."
The Mild, Mild West.
"Frog Gulch sure has changed since the last time we were here."
Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'
'Okay, which one of you fellers gets the Trockenbeerenauslese?'
"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."
"Not six penny nails, man! Use twenty penny nails to seal my wife's coffin."
"Actually Hank, you don't really need stage presence in this job."
"..Not cloudy all day."
The "Clone" Ranger
Custer reads his horoscope for the last time.
Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP
Civilisation comes to the badlands.
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
"Open your text book and listen up, Virgil, 'cuz I'm aimin' to teach you a lesson."
The Slow-Burn Kid Meets Simmerin' Sam McGraw
'Ya all take tha' back, ya varmit, or mhy lawyer will be talkin' to yer lawyer!'
'Bed down my Beamer while I'm meeting with Custer.'
Tickle Fight At The OK Corral
'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'
"So you think you're the biggest man in town, do ya?"
Wanted. Being "wanted" is nice 'n' all. But just once I'd like to be "needed."
Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.
"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."
O.K. Corral
A man watches as his neighbor leaves for work riding on a fast horse.
"Donner party of five? Donner?"
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
Billy. The Kid.
Old West Aficionado Mugs Collection
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