Old West Nostalgia Lover Mugs

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"..Not cloudy all day."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

The corona ranger

Reality Wagon Train

Custer's Last Rollo

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

Early American Think Tank.

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."