Old West Nostalgia Lover Gifts

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Trepanning for gold"

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

The corona ranger

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Custer's Last Rollo

Reality Wagon Train

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Early American Think Tank.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'