'Billy The Kid?! Only name folks gonna remember from here on is Jimmy The Risk Averse, buddy...'
Old West History Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for an old west history buff? Our curated selection combines humor, nostalgia, and respect for frontier lore. Perfect for those captivated by cowboy tales, historic rifles, and the rugged spirit of the west, these products add a personal touch to any collector’s home or office. Celebrate legendary figures and historic moments with items that tell a story as rich and enduring as the Old West itself.
"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."
"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"
"Can't we ride off in another direction?"
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
"Reach for the sky, stranger."
"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"
'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'
Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.
"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."
'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'
Wild West Text Showdown
"Trepanning for gold"
The modern sheriff.
"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
"..Not cloudy all day."
'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'
Custer's Last Rollo
Reality Wagon Train
'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'
"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"
The corona ranger
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."
Deadwood 25 miles
'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'
TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.
"Just a minute - I'm uploading."
"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"
'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'
"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."
"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."
"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."
'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'
"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."
Old West History Buff Gifts Collection
Old West History Buff Mugs
Looking for a daily reminder of the frontier spirit? Check out our collection of old west history-inspired mugs, perfect for morning coffee or tea.
Old West History Buff Pillows
Add a western flair to home decor with our vintage-style pillows—ideal for the room of any old west history lover.
Old West History Buff Prints
Enhance walls with stunning prints depicting legendary western scenes—perfect for true history buffs and western enthusiasts alike.
Old West History Buff T-Shirts
Bring cowboy charm to everyday wear with our old west themed t-shirts, designed for fans of frontier legends and western adventures.