Western History Buff Gifts

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

Deadwood 25 miles

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Sure, this used to be a one horse town, but not anymore...the horse died!"

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"El muy mal perro"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

"Let's scoot."

The Old West