Western Nostalgia Buff Gifts

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Dawing your Cellphone

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."