Western Nostalgia Gifts

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'