Western Themed Gifts

Mexican with Cowboy Boots

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

New Guy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Young Gums

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted