Wild-west Theme Enthusiast Gifts

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Skate or die."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'