Wild-west Theme Enthusiast Gifts

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Artists of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Cow duel.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'