Wild West Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."

'This is not the kind of 'out of court settlement' I had in mind.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."

"Bank's closed today, folks. It's Yom Kippur."

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

'Judging by those smoke signals, they know we're here and they're not afraid of us!'

"Next time you show up for a duel at high noon, remember to factor in Daylight Saving Time. I been standing here like an idiot for an hour."

Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'

"It's not a matter of who's the fastest draw, Luke. It's a matter of whose style of crisis management is more result-effective in the short run."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Now that's confidence!'

Bank Front

We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!

"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

This crisis!

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

'I can't help you. This vehicle's not covered.'

'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Why, this isn't even fool's good, these here are chicken nuggets!'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

'Lucky we got Clam to circle the wagons.'

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

'I warned you there'd be an accounting someday, Jake.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Horse Branding

'Oh no, it's his answer machine again!'

"Cover yourself, woman! Here comes another tour bus."