Wild West Appreciator Gifts

Baggage Horse

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon