Wild West Admirer Gifts

'It's sort of a shooting pain.' 'Does it hurt?'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

'Well by dang, we'll settle this at the I'm-OK, You're-OK Corral!

Western Philosophy.

'I wish they would put brake lights on these wagons.'

Wild West Shoot Out.

'I can't believe we didn't think of it before: The plain is really like a giant golf course...'

"I'm in the air right now - let me call you back after I land."

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

The Stranger

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Where the Buffalo Roam. . . 'Can you hear me now?'

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

Gunswinger

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

The US postal service

Custer's Last Rollo

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Three cactuses smoking

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'