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'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."

"Lastly, I'd like to introduce Rex Nevada who is here to deal with the rampant cattle theft up in marketing."

With a straight face and loaded pies, Bonkers the Clown rode into town determined to have revenge on everyone that had ever laughed at him.

'I think I can take this guy.'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Cupids on the warpath.

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"Don't worry. I don't use pliers to extract teeth. I just rely on my trusty six shooter."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Nun Fight.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Skate or die."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

Artists of the wild west.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'