Wild West Fans Gifts

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us to social distance effectively."

"Let's get a snack after the rodeo."

Cowboy Acupuncture

"Skate or die."

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

"Whataya mean the two of us? This town ain't big enough for nobody."

"I said back off. . ."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Artists of the wild west.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."