Old West Fans Gifts

'I'm getting tired of the same old grub.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Skate or die."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

"..Not cloudy all day."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

The corona ranger

Reality Wagon Train

Custer's Last Rollo

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

"Him? Nah, he ain't dead! That's my spare sidekick in case you go flat!"

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."