Old West Fans Gifts

'I'm getting tired of the same old grub.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Skate or die."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Trepanning for gold"

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

Reality Wagon Train

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Custer's Last Rollo

The corona ranger

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."