Old West Humor Fans Gifts

"Looks like our spittoon has been hacked."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Cattlemans Saloon.

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Reality Wagon Train

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

Early American Think Tank.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Dang prairie dogs!

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

The Gun that made the West feel good about itself

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."