Old West Fan Gifts

"At the count of ten, let's see if we are still angry."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Early American Think Tank.

'I'm a little concerned about Red Deer. Have you noticed how he applies his war paint?'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Trepanning for gold"

"..Not cloudy all day."

The modern sheriff.

Reality Wagon Train

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

The corona ranger

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Custer's Last Rollo

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'