Wild West Fans Prints

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us to social distance effectively."

"Let's get a snack after the rodeo."

Cowboy Acupuncture

"Skate or die."

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

"I said back off. . ."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.