Wild West Enthusiast Prints

"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."

'This is not the kind of 'out of court settlement' I had in mind.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."

"Bank's closed today, folks. It's Yom Kippur."

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

'Judging by those smoke signals, they know we're here and they're not afraid of us!'

"Next time you show up for a duel at high noon, remember to factor in Daylight Saving Time. I been standing here like an idiot for an hour."

Cowboy with arrow in hat shouting 'CUPIDS!'

"It's not a matter of who's the fastest draw, Luke. It's a matter of whose style of crisis management is more result-effective in the short run."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'After solving the towns equation, the stranger rode off into the setting sun'

'Now that's confidence!'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!

Bank Front

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

This crisis!

"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."

'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

'Why, this isn't even fool's good, these here are chicken nuggets!'

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

'To Jake's horror, his trigger finger was otherwise occupied when he was called upon to draw'

"Cover yourself, woman! Here comes another tour bus."

'Oh no, it's his answer machine again!'

'You'd think they would have at least rounded it up to fifty bucks!'

'I wish you trappers would quit ordering your canoes by Pony Express.'

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Ok kid...lets see how fast you really are"