Wild West Adventurer Prints

"Are we there yet?"

"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'

It's nothing, boys- just the price we pay to live in a dynamic frontier society.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'Hey Tom, what do you think: Is it really a wolf or is it an Indian in disguise coming towards us?'

'She's still coming, Kemosabe.'

Cow Boy

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Yep, we sure shoulda heeded that sign."

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"Lift those legs higher. Come on, people. Work it. Work it."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"How's the salmon?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"