Wild West Wonderer Prints

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Music critics of the wild west "I don't like the sound of those drums"

'It's a discouraging word from the IRS.'

American soldier from 19th century firing gun while under attack by arrows.

"That's why they call him the kid."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

Not at all O.K. Corral

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Lone Ranger, 'Dad it's the loan shark ranger'

Wordilly Durdillies - So they called him 'come dances with wolves'.

Davy Crocat

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.