Wild West Wonders Prints

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

Artists of the wild west.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon