Wild West Wonders Gifts

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

All-Verbal Westerns

Artists of the wild west.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"