Wild West Fun Gifts

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'How's the diet coming?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Artists of the wild west.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Skate or die."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Old West Bounty Hunter.