Wild West Buffs Gifts

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

''Goenor's Pardon'?' 'What's a Goenor?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Skate or die."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Cow duel.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."