Wild West Buff Gifts

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

Adios Amoebas

"Cobalt? Titanium? What I'm looking for is lithium, columbium and yttrium."

"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"

"What?"

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

"Afraid I'm not a very good rider, Sheriff!"

'Turn back now or face the giant indian!'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

All-Verbal Westerns

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

The Not So Wild West