Wild West Buff Prints

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

Adios Amoebas

"Cobalt? Titanium? What I'm looking for is lithium, columbium and yttrium."

"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"What?"

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

"Afraid I'm not a very good rider, Sheriff!"

'Turn back now or face the giant indian!'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.