Wild Western Fans Gifts

"Meet my wife, Hiawatha and her sister Lower Watha."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

"Meet the author"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Historic Bank Jobs.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Skate or die."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'