Western Movie Fans Gifts

"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "

Fine - on the count of three, we set down our latter, put away our phones, then draw.

With a straight face and loaded pies, Bonkers the Clown rode into town determined to have revenge on everyone that had ever laughed at him.

'One thing for certain,son - if your name's on it you're going to get it'.

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

'Yup, OK, technically I suppose I should have said 'rope him up'...'

'...and then the photographer told me to hold the Sharps like this.'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Go Ahead - Make My Day!

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano