Western Movie Lovers Gifts

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

Indian Ambush

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Historic Bank Jobs.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'